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zarry:

people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses  

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(via crrocs)

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(via armadillo)

“what’s your msn?”
— ancient excerpt from a dead language (via pizzaforpresident)

(via charlesthekid)

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: officialwintersoldier, via fake-mermaid)

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake hides his tiny teeth from Jay-Z’s bigger and much more powerful teeth

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake hides his tiny teeth from Jay-Z’s bigger and much more powerful teeth

(via thefuuuucomics)

pathne:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

Go to hell.

pathne:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

Go to hell.

(via thenotsowhitebox)

brandnewswastikas:

What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet

  • Say “I’m pooping”
  • Knock back
  • Shriek loudly
  • Nothing
  • Say “I need an adult”
  • Say “Nobody is in here, please come in” 
  • Ask “Did you hear that?”
  • Cuss
  • Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again 
  • Make kissing noises

(Source: heckacute, via dutchster)

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

likedudewheresmycar:

disney-frozen-please:

I bet Hans wasn’t even going to say sandwiches.

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(via dutterfly)

I’d rather go without eating and drinking for five days!!

(Source: lordzuuko, via anjounaruko)

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